Perpetual sloth dance party.

Whenever your cat brings you home dead prey it’s because he thinks you’re an incompetent kitty.

Don’t be insulted, it’s love.

Overdue text post

A family member dear to me
told me recently
that I was perfect in every way,

Except that I should change the way I look.

Perceptions of others are largely in part made on outward appearances,
but it’s also in the body language
your posture
Your attitude.

Even if I respect your opinion,
I respect my own more.
There’s integrity in being yourself.

So no hard feelings.